I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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