what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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