how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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