Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
