before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
