I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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