I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Randomize
