she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
