Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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