nut hugger
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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