awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The Olympian is in my bed
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
