I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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