I didn't shave. On purpose
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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