Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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