I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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