I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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