Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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