Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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