she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Drunk is a universal language darling
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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