ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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