His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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