hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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