i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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