We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
