talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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