North Korea, Best Korea!
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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