Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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