Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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