Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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