Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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