Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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