How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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