did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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