He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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