I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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