it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
