just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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