theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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