Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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