dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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