just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
