It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He kissed a someone with a penis
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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