3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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