did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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