i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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