it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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