no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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