They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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