The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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