I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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